No Toilet Paper.

Don't you hate it when your sitting on the toilet and you turn around to get some toilet paper, and then ... shit.

Well, I don't know what you would do here, but what I'd do goes something like this:

Should I call out and completely embarrassing myself by asking someone to get tissues? Or maybe I could use the grotty towel with a brown stain which I do not know what it is?
I attempt yelling out, no answer. Okay, fine. I'll go without.
Have you ever not wiped for some reason?
Well its not a pleasant experience. To be able to feel the drips on your underwear ... its pretty gross.

Yeah, that's pretty gross, isn't it?

Have you ever noticed that the frase "Isn't it?" doesn't actually make sense?

Is not it?

Something to ponder.